cool.

A kid at my school gave someone a semen filled cupcake...

1 week ago

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kittenkiss:

A collection of Britney Spears saying ‘baby’ in all her songs

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nicklesen:

she wears short skirts

i wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and

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sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers

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